This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Not quite worksafe.

AN: Okay, guys, for all of you who are behind this story, here is chapter two. For those of you about to flame me, I'll put a huge warning here: THIS CHAPTER IS PRETTY GOREY, AND INVOLVES THE MIND OF A STRANGE MAN I HAVEN'T PLAYED ALL THAT OFTEN. SO don't be stupid and flame me. I've gone over everything here. So just leave if you're going to. Flame me and expect an equally angry reply. I refuse to take this story down.
( Stolen )

Title: ToDei
Author: Lacey-Chan
Rating: T
Category: Humor/Romance
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing(s): TobiDei
Chapters: 2/?
Summary: Talk to me, What are you doing, What are you thinking right now. Set me free, I'm just a prisoner to you.
AN: Okay, I was listening to the song ‘Sunrise’ by Angel City, and decided that it was a really good song, and that it reminded me of TobiDei. So. Here we go! (By the way, this is the only way I can save this today, so I need to use this place as a way to do that. I'll post this when I get the chance on TobiDei)

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( What Are You Doing? )

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

( Meme Tiem! )

Title: Baby Boy
Author: Piratedolliebaby
Rating: M
Category: Horror/Humor
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing(s): Kakuhida, Tobidei, PeinKona, KisaIta
Chapters: 1/?
Summary: “If I hear one more word out of your mouth before I eat dinner, I’ll give you something serious to complain about.” (Lemon, yaoi, Mpreg, gore, romance…if you could call it romance…and much revenge.)
AN: Okay, this story sprouted while I was on the phone with my friend Lizzie. We’re total Narutards, and I have several reasons to believe that Hidan could successfully pull off a pregnancy. So stuff it, for those of you who don’t know what I’m gonna do. It’ll be funny and interesting, let me tell you, and most of all, it will have a little smut. In fact, this first chapter has smut. So…anyone who is uncomfy with that, just skip it and go on to the next one. Or skim through and find what you can deal with, because there will be some parts crucial to the plot in this chapter. I hope to make it a few pages long, rather than two or three. Even six would be lovely, but I’ll see what I can do. Anyway, without further adieu, here we go!
( Engage )

Title: Thoughts of a Jashinist
Author: Piratedolliebaby
Rating: M
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Hidan-centric. Slight KakuzuHidan
Category: Horror/General
Summary: Hidan’s relaxing bath is interrupted.
AN: Okay, so…I love Hidan. I had to write him when I found myself doing something similar to something I could see him doing. So..this was born. Don’t flame, please, this is my first time playing Hidan.
( Thoughts... )

Title: What the Hell is That?
Author: Piratedolliebaby (Lacey)
Rating: T for Language
Fandom: Naruto
Category: Romance/Humor
Pairing: TobiDei
Summary: Deidara expands on his thoughts on Tobi, and how in the world their relationship could possibly soar into the next level.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Okay, all. This was a sort of challenge for me from myself to please my friend Lizzie. She’s the COOLEST EVAR and I had to write her some good TobiDei, as well as a decent SasoDei so that maybe she can build up more tolerance to her most hated pairing. Anyway, the ratings will fluctuate between one-shots (This is a collection of one-shots, people. Some are linked, some have nothing to do with each other), but the entire story is rated M just in case. Once I get done with them, I just might change the rating, just depends on how it goes, I suppose.
( What the Hell is That? )

I’ve been dead on here for a long time, and I figure it’s about time for me to post something before I’m totally forgotten forever. I have yet to watch all of Naruto, and I shall pick that up one day eventually, maybe. I have a bunch of work due this week, and my computer is dead as a post. The hard drive crashed and I haven’t seen it for nearly two weeks. I’ve been using my sister’s and really never get any chance to get on unless it’s the weekend. I have a mysterious cut on my hand, right over the vein, and it bothers me. I fear for myself. I have nothing else to add for the moment, so see you later. <3

No, I haven't died. No, I don't have a job.

I have summer school. HACKIN' SUMMER SCHOOL.

It sucks bum, but what really sucks bum is why I can't do anything anymore in this class. It really upsets me that my friends just don't like me anymore. it's like I can't be good enough anymore.

If you're my friend, please comment on here. I'm thinking of just...abandoning my account and making new friends, maybe.

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